Anyone Listening?

This is my blog so I guess I'll just type whatever comes to mind.... I'm watching Pride and Prejudice on Oxygen right now..God I love everything about the ambiance of the 18th century..The clothes, the decor, the language.. I wish I could live in those times for a week or two.. In other news..Megan Fox is so fucking gorgeous..I look at her trying to find a flaw and I seriously can't. It's annoying.. I guess a flaw is that she's in the movie Transformers? I guess I would be too given the chance..Ugh whatever. I start class tomorrow..I'm kind of glad if you can believe it. I've been so bored. There's only so many Pet Stores to go to and TV shows you can watch during the day. Columbus, GA blows. BLOWS. On a more positive note..I know how to create world peace...I figured it out. Everyone should take hot showers in the dark. It literally melts the stress away. Hmmm what else..I need a vacation from being so bored. Fiji, New Zealand, Italy, or Hawaii.. Who's gonna take me? On friday I want to go to the movies to see The Proposal, and Year One, and maybe another one..I like doing that. 3 for the price of 1. WTF is Madea Goes To Jail? Who the hell would go see that? Black movies are not funny. At all. Sorry if that's racist. Actually I take that back. I saw ONE that was funny. "I think I Love My Wife." starring Chris Rock. That shit was funny. But he's my favorite comedian so that's probably why. I'm kind of random i've been told. I've been wearing my thigh high pantyhose around the house with boxers on for 3 days.. I went to a pet store in Alabama today but it was closed. Closed on Mondays!? WTF. It was ok though because I didn't even want to go anyway. I've never been so worthless in my life.. I can't wait to move to Fl so I can be normal again.. Work out, go to the mall, walk around places..I went to see an indoor football game the other night and I wanted to leave my car there and have Gina's BF take me home..But the security guard told me that when I get back to my car, all that will be left of it will be the frame. The blacks will steal the tires, rims, and use my sunroof as a diningroom table. I couldn't believe it. Like, get a fucking job you worthless food stamp lazies!

FML on Sundays

I was so fucking bored today. . Here's what my piece of shit day consisted of.

- Woke up at 10:30
- Went to Dunkin Donuts with Gina in her boyfriend's pimped out Lancer with a Radar Detector. Ate a doughnut for the first time in about a year. Felt bad about myself afterwords.
- Filled a bowl up with ice and water. Went into Gina's bathroom while she was in the shower and poured it on her.
- Had a 4 hour long ping pong tournament in Gina's carport. (In knee high striped socks and slippers)
- Lost every mother fucking game.
- Went to the mall and didn't buy anything.The only thing I wanted was ChikFilA. It is Sunday. It is closed. I don't get it. Most of the employees are probably Jehova's Witness anyway.
- Gave my best friend 16 grinded up ExLax pills in her strawberry smoothie. Then she ate at Outback.
- Felt bad about giving her the ExLax pills...But not that bad.
- Played more ping pong. Still didn't win.
- Ate chicken and rice and a sweet potato.
- Played more ping pong. This time with an orange ball. It was dark out. That's why I lost.
- PLAYED MANCALA. The wood game with the jewels that I haven't played since I was 12.
- Played Egyptian RatScrew and Rock Paper Scissors with Gina.
- Ate Toasted Marshmellow and Buttered Popcorn jelly beans.


P.S. If I see the Star Trek, Terminator, or Transformers II trailors one more time, I'm going to have my uncle Kenny drop me into a vat of nail polish remover.

49 Days

Spending the last few weeks in this shithole of a state they call "Georgia". After 4 years of reviewing and collecting valuable data from this place I have come to some conclusions. It's as if a higher being went to El Carrizzo one night for dinner, ordered the #6 beef enchiladas, and then took a giant steaming dump over the southern United States. 49 Days!